Pity Is Love In Undress.

Imaginary Evils Are Incurable.

Even A Stopped Clock Is Right Twice A Day.

The Mediocre Always Feel As If They're Fighting For Their Lives When Confronted By The Excellent.

An Intelligent Woman Has Millions Of Born Enemies... All The Stupid Men.

The Sympathy Of Most People Consists Of A Mixture Of Good-humour, Curiosity, And Self-importance.