Pitching Always Beats Batting —

Yogi Saw Three Of His Players In The Locker Room Wearing Cone Head Hats. Yogi Said, Those Guys Make A Pair.

That's Too Coincidental To Be A Coincidence.

He Hits From Both Sides Of The Plate. He's Amphibious.

If People Don't Want To Come Out To The Ball Park, Nobody's Gonna Stop 'em.

Half The Game Is 90% Mental.