Pigs Get Fat And Hogs

And The Funny Thing Is, I've Always Been An Optimist - It's Practically A Congenital Disorder With Me.

Conservatives Have Been Mad At The Supreme Court Since It Decided To Desegregate The Schools In 1954 And Seen Fit To Blame The Federal Bench For Everything That Has Happened Since Then That They Don't Like.

I Think Most Of Us Become Nicer As We Get Older, Less Judgmental, Less Full Of Certitude; Life Tends To Knock A Few Corners Of Us As We Go Through. Cancer, Divorce, Teenagers, And Other Plagues Make Us Give Up On Expecting Ourselves - Or Life - To Be Perfect, Which Is A Real Relief.

In The First Place, Any Group Of Folks Willing To Make Asses Of Themselves In Pursuit Of A Good Time Should Be Commended And Encouraged: The Spirit Of Human Frolic Needs All The Help It Can Get.

If You Really Wanted To Settle Down The Middle East, If What You Wanted Was Change In The Middle East, It Is Perfectly Obvious That The First Step Is Resolving The Israeli/palestinian Conflict.