Piano Playing Is A Dying

Success Is Falling Nine Times And Getting Up Ten.

Women Rule The World. It's Not Really Worth Fighting Because They Know What They're Doing. Ask Napoleon. Ask Adam. Ask Richard Burton Or Richie Sambora. Many A Man Has Crumbled.

The Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.

Do You Really Want To Know Why I'm Doing All This Goodwill, And Why I'm An Ambassador For Habitat For Humanity And Why I Gave A Million To [relief Efforts For Hurricane] Katrina? It's Because I Feel Guilty About The Huge Hole In The Ozone Layer My Haircuts Created. It's My Responsibility To Right The Wrongs Of The Eighties.

It's Not Hard To Get A Girl If I Wanted One. But It Doesn't Mean You Want It, And Even If You Did, You're Certainly Not Going To Rub It In Anybody's Face.