Perhaps There Are Other Bits

It's Tremendously Important How You Get On With The Other Sex. Your Life Record On That Is Incredibly Important. You Never Really Think About Any Of Your Other Achievements.

My Life Looked Good On Paper - Where, In Fact, Almost All Of It Was Being Lived.

Addictions Do Come In Handy Sometimes: At Least You Have To Get Out Of Bed For Them.

My 12-year-old Daughter Said To Me, "enough With The Subtitles, Daddy, For Crying Out Loud." Because They Always Seem To Cloud The Issue Rather Than Clarify It.

Probably Human Cruelty Is Fixed And Eternal. Only Styles Change.