Perhaps Not As Badly Applied

I Could Write Songs As Bad As Wham's If I Really Felt The Urge To, But What's The Point?

I Have Never Liked Morrissey, And I Still Don't. I Think It's Hilarious, Actually, What Things I've Heard About Him, What He's Really Like, And His Public Persona Is So Different. He's Such An Actor.

There May Be Said To Be Three Sorts Of Lawyers, Able, Unable, And Lamentable.

You Can't Drink On An Eight Hour Flight, Pass Out, And Then Go Onstage... Well You Can, But Then You're Spandau Ballet.

If Any Of Our Songs Ever Did Make It On The Top Ten, I'd Disband The Group Immediately.