People Would Be Bored Shitless

You Can Scare Off A Lot Of Cowboys Just By Looking Mean, I Guess.

It's Really Quite Simple. Mr. Isinglass Robbed My Father, Destroyed My Mother, Exiled My Brothers, And Ruined Me. If I Catch Him Asleep I'll Kill Him. I Do Hope You Like This Pudding. I Had To Ride Quite A Way To Find The Plums.

The Tradition I Was Born Into Was Essentially Nomadic, A Herdsmen Tradition, Following Animals Across The Earth. The Bookshops Are A Form Of Ranching; Instead Of Herding Cattle, I Herd Books. Writing Is A Form Of Herding, Too; I Herd Words Into Little Paragraph-like Clusters.

If We Know Anything About Man, It's That He's Not Pacific. The Temptation To Butcher Anyone Considered Undesirable Seems To Be A Common Temptation, Not Always Resisted.

Incompetents Invariably Make Trouble For People Other Than Themselves.