People Who Stare Deserve The

When You Don't Want Something Enough To Make The Effort, Making An Effort Is A Waste.

Victory Is Sweetest When You've Know Defeat. Ability Will Never Catch Up With The Demand For It. You Pay For Everything, Even Including Speaking Your Mind (with Or Without One). Too Many People Overvalue What They Are Not And Undervalue What They Are.

None Of My Other Investments Give Me The Joy That Autographs Do Because They Make Me Feel That I Am Holding A Piece Of History In My Hands.

It Is Unfortunate We Can't Buy Many Business Executives For What They Are Worth And Sell Them For What They Think They Are Worth.

Speaking Of Birthdays, Our Firstborn [recently Turned 2]. As Parents Sometimes Fondly Do, We Reminisced A Bit About His Early Days On Earth-the Excitement, The Wonder, The Fears When We Brought Him Home. His Every Squeak Or Squawk We Were Sure Heralded Some Terrible Crisis; I Tested The Warmth Of Formulas From Dusk To Dawn, It Seemed. We Were So Germ-conscious My Wife Even Sterilized The Skin Of The Oranges Before Squeezing Them. How Firstborns Ever Survive Their Parents' Attentions Is Beyond Me. However, They Do, And He Did, And, In Spite Of Our Efforts, He Turned Out To Be Quite A Good Guy.