People Think I'm Crazy, But

I'm Not A Musician - I'm A Ham.

At 18, If Someone Had Said To Me, "i Think You Should Go To Rehab And Get Cleaned Up," I Would Have Thought, "you're Fucking Mad."

I Feel Joy When I Do A Great Show. I Get Fun Out Of Making Other People Happy. I'm A Terminal People-pleaser. I Suppose That's Why I'm A Frontman.

When You're Young, You're Stupid. You Do Silly Things. I Did It (the O-z-z-y Tattoo Across His Knuckles) When I Was 14. I Was In Jail For Something. I Could Have Had It Removed, But Why? It's My Trademark. People Stop Me And Say, 'let Me Have A Look At Your Hand.'

I Live In A 9 Million Dollar Turd.