People Sometimes Say How Standup

If It Makes You Feel Any Better We Will Be Happy To Attack A Country That Had Nothing To Do With It.

Religion Is Insanity By Consensus.

I Just Don't Think A Lot Of Republicans Like It When Single Women Have Sex.

Scientists Say An 8.9 Earthquake Here Could Knock Down Buildings, Flood Coastal Areas... And Improve The Roads.

I Don't Dislike Children, I Just Don't Particularly Want To Be Around With Them A Lot. Problem Is, Neither Do Their Parents.