People Sometimes Say How Standup

Religion Is Defined As Belief In And Worship Of A Controlling Power And Atheism Is Precisely Not That.

Meat Is Dirty. I Wouldn't Touch A Hot Dog Without A Condom On It

What I Believe In Is Love Your Neighbor As Yourself And Don't Call Him Stupid Because They Don't Agree With You Politically.

There's A New Ipad Out...people Are Going Nuts For This Thing...and, Today, Mitt Romney Said, 'it's A Flat Piece Of White Plastic. If You Can Love It, Why Not Me?'

False Hope Really Makes You Cynical.