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The Human Race Is The Most Stupid And Unfair Kind Of Race. A Lot Of The Runners Don't Even Get Decent Sneakers Or Clean Drinking Water. Some Runners Are Born With A Massive Head Start, Every Possible Help Along The Way And Still The Referees Seem To Be On Their Side. It's Not Surprising A Lot Of People Have Given Up Compeating Altogether And Gone To Sit In The Grandstand, Eat Junk And Shout Abuse. What The Human Race Needs Is A Lot More Streakers.

The One Thing You Can Rely On Is If You Get Disturbed Halfway Through A Painting And It Looks A Bit Naff, Then Someone Will Preserve That Piece, Remove It And A Few Months Later It'll Be Paraded Round Sotheby's By People Wearing White Gloves.

I Don't Know Why People Are So Keen To Put The Details Of Their Private Life In Public; They Forget That Invisibility Is A Superpower.

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I Originally Set Out To Try And Save The World, But Now I'm Not Sure I Like It Enough.