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People Say Life Begins At Conception, I Say Life Began About A Billion Years Ago And It's A Continuous Process.
-George Carlin
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People Say Life Begins At
George Carlin
People Say Life Begins At Conception, I Say Life Began About A Billion Years Ago And It's A Continuous Process.
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