People Say I'm Henpecked. Well,

I Always Tell Kids, You Have Two Eyes And One Mouth. Keep Two Open And One Closed. You Never Learn Anything If You're The One Talking.

The Kid Looks Good In His First Game.

All Hockey Players Are Bilingual. They Know English And Profanity.

You Can Always Get Someone To Do Your Thinking For You.

If Colleen Howe Had Been A Hockey Player, She Would Have Been A Centremen. I Can See Her As A Centreman Because You Can Do What You Want And Go Wherever You Want To Go.