People Laugh To Forget Their

You Know What I Worry About? I Worry That When I Hit My Head, It Pushes My Hair Into My Brain, And It Will Eventually Kill Me.

If You're Wearing A Bluetooth Thing And You've Got That Thing On Your Belt, You Are Working For Somebody Else. You Are Not The Guy In Charge. That's A Really Good Social Status Indicator.

I'd Buy Joke Books And Try Doing Them At School; I Always Had Jokes. That Would Be My Go-to Thing At Parties: I'd Be Able To Get Through Them If I Just Told Enough Jokes. Otherwise, I Wouldn't End Up Talking To Anybody.

I'm Never Afraid To Die. I Think That's The Best Thing That Can Happen To Somebody Is They Get To Move On And Do Something Better.

Green Screen Was A Total Experiment. I'm Glad We Did It, But It Was Just Tough On That Network To Get It Going.