People In Cars Cause Accidents

... I Never Was One To Get Upset About A Few Scratches On A Motor Vehicle, It Is Meant To Be Used, Not Saved.

That's Why God Created Marriage, So People Wouldn't Have To Fight With Strangers.

We'd All Be Alot Happier If We'd Stop Assuming We're Supposed To Be Happy.

The Majority Of People Who Keel Over Dead At Concerts Are Killed By A Long Trumpet Passage.

She Gave Him Such A Look... Man Oh Man, If Looks Could Kill. That One Might Have Totalled A City Block.