People Have Only One Way

People Have Only One Way To Be.

Everybody Dies. There’s Nothing You Can Do About It. Whether Or Not You Eat Six Almonds A Day. Whether Or Not You Believe In God. (although There’s No Question A Belief In God Would Come In Handy. It Would Be Great To Think There’s A Plan, And That Everything Happens For A Reason. I Don’t Happen To Believe That. And Every Time One Of My Friends Says To Me, “everything Happens For A Reason,” I Would Like To Smack Her.)

What Failure Ofimagination Had Caused Me To Forget That Life Was Full Of Other Possiblities, Including The Possibility That Eventually I Would Fall In Love Again?

Whenever I Get Married, I Start Buying Gourmet Magazine.

Never Marry A Man You Wouldn't Want To Be Divorced From.