People Ask Me How Far

Nine Times Out Of 10 When People Do A Tribute Album Or Tribute Songs For Somebody, It's What I Call 'white Boys Playing Reggae'. They Know They Can't, We Know They Can't, So They Sing Like They Can't And Play Like They Can't. They Gently Make Fun Of The Idiom Or Sing In A False Accent.

The Most Important Part Of Any Rock Song Is The Guitar Solo.

People Ask Me How Far I've Come. And I Tell Them Twelve Feet: From The Audience To The Stage.

I Can Teach You To Jump Up In Five Seconds-it Takes Years To Learn How To Land Properly.

Classic Van Halen Made People Want To Dance And F**k. Modern Van Halen Makes You Want To Drink Milk And Drive Foreign Cars.