People Are Like Music, Some

The Only Way We’ll Ever Know What It’s Like To Be You Is If You Work Your Best At Being You As Often As You Can, And Keep Reminding Yourself: That’s Where Home Is.

I Count On The Kindness Of Strangers.

I Smell Varmint Poontang. And The Only Good Varmint Poontang Is Dead Varmint Poontang, I Think.

If You Have A Good Script, That's What Gets You Involved. It's Harder To Write A Good Screenplay Than To Find Something.

You Know How Funerals Are Not For The Dead, They’re For The Living? Bachelor Parties Are Not For The Groom, They’re For The Uncommitted.