People Are Different When They're

All The Selling Out Talk Is Really Overrated, The Funny Thing Is It Hardly Ever Comes From Bands, It Comes From Some Kid Who Thinks They're So Punk Because They Have A Purple Mohawk

I'll Eat A Nugget Of My Own Poop For 20 Bucks. I'll Pay You 20 Bucks And I'll Eat It.

I Don't Believe That I'm Better Than Anybody, But I Do Believe That I'll Try Harder Than Most And I Hope That People Just Join Me For A Little Bit Of A Ride.

There Are Far Too Many People Out There Who Take Themselves Too Seriously.

Spending So Much Time On The Road, I Get To Fart All The Time. Then When It's, Like, Thanksgiving Dinner And I'm Sitting With My Grandmother, I Can't Fart For, Like, Two Hours.