People Are Always Backing Up

I'm Here Instead Of Having Shoulder Surgery. But I'm Not Sure Which Is More Painful.

I Never Rode A Bull - I'm Not That Stupid.

One Night I Went Over To Get Some Dope From Some Hollywood Tough Guy. After I Left, My Son Scott, Who Was Only Fifteen, Went Over With A Baseball Bat To Kill Him. I Was Laughing Out Of One Eye And Crying Out Of The Other. I Thought, Who Am I Kidding?

I Never Did Anything Else. In College I Switched Majors Every Two Weeks, And Acting Was The Only Thing That Held My Interest.

I Never Saw My Dad Cry. My Son Saw Me Cry. My Dad Never Told Me He Loved Me, And Consequently I Told Scott I Loved Him Every Other Minute. The Point Is, I'll Make Less Mistakes Than My Dad, My Sons Hopefully Will Make Less Mistakes Than Me, And Their Sons Will Make Less Mistakes Than Their Dads.