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I Always Laugh When People Ask Me About Rebounding Techniques. I've Got A Technique. It's Called Just Go Get The Damn Ball.

My Family Got All Over Me Because They Said Bush Is Only For The Rich People. Then I Reminded Them, 'hey, I'm Rich'.

Yeah Ernie, Its Called Defense, I Mean I Wouldn't Know Anything About It Personally But I've Heard About It Through The Grapevine.

We Don't Need Refs, But I Guess White Guys Need Something To Do.

Listening To A Woman Is Almost As Bad As Losing To One. There Are Only Three Things That Women Are Better At Than Men: Cleaning, Cooking, And Having Sex.