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If There Is An Amateur Reader Still Left In The World - Or Anybody Who Just Reads And Runs - I Ask Him Or Her, With Untellable Affection And Gratitude, To Split The Dedication Of This Book Four Ways With My Wife And Children.

Give Me A Story That Just Makes Me Unreasonably Vigilant. Keep Me Up Till Five Only Because All Your Stars Are Out, And For No Other Reason.

Where Do The Ducks Go In The Winter?

I Can’t Explain What I Mean. And Even If I Could, I’m Not Sure I’d Feel Like It.

The More Expensive A School Is, The More Crooks It Has — I'm Not Kidding.