People Always Ask Me How

When I Talk To A Man, I Can Always Tell What He's Thinking By Where He Is Looking. If He Is Looking At My Eyes, He Is Looking For Intelligence. If He Is Looking At My Mouth, He Is Looking For Wisdom. But If He Is Looking Anywhere Else Except My Chest He's Looking For Another Man.

Is Forever Longer Than Always?

That's The Great Thing About A Sense Of Humor And A Sex Drive, You Can't Wait To Share It With Everybody Else.

I Always Loved Books. I Don't Remember Learning To Read, It Was Just Something I Always Did. I Was Hungry For Knowledge, I Guess, And Information; I Was A Curious Kid. I Still Am.

My Husband Calls Me 'catfish.' He Says I'm All Mouth And No Brains.