Pedantry Is Paraded Knowledge.

There Are Very Few Good Judges Of Humor, And They Don't Agree.

There Is No Greater Evidence Of Superior Intelligence Than To Be Surprised At Nothing.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

Most Men Would Rather Be Charged With Malice Than With Making A Blunder.

Rumor Is Like Bees; The More You Fight Them The More You Don't Get Rid Of Them.