Pedantry Is Paraded Knowledge.

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.

I Never Knew A Man Troubled With Melancholy, Who Had Plenty To Do, And Did It.

Thrice Is He Armed That Hath His Quarrel Just, But Four Times He Who Gets His Blow In Fust

There's A Lot Of People In This World Who Spend So Much Time Watching Their Health That They Haven't The Time To Enjoy It.

The Dog That Will Follow Everbody Ain't Worth A Curse.