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Since Dictating The Bible, And Hiring A Perfect Race Of Ministers To Explain It, God Has Never Done Much But Creep Around And Try To Catch Us Disobeying It.

Writers Have A Rare Power Not Given To Anyone Else: We Can Bore People Long After We Are Dead.

The Trouble With This Country Is That There Are Too Many People Going About Saying, "the Trouble With This Country Is...."

It Is, I Think, An Error To Believe That There Is Any Need Of Religion To Make Life Seem Worth Living.

When You Think That Most Of Us Are Doomed By Divine Grace To Roast In Hell, To Say Nothing Of Mortgages And Hail And Bad Crops And Extravagant Womenfolks, 'tain't Any Laughing Matter!