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You Know This Baseball Game Of Ours Comes Up From The Youth - That Means The Boys. And After You've Been A Boy, And Grow Up To Know How To Play Ball, Then You Come To The Boys You See Representing Themselves Today In Our National Pastime.

The Termites Have Got Me.

I Don't Need To Know Where The Green Is. Where Is The Golf Course?

I Only Have One Superstition: I Make Sure To Touch All The Bases When I Hit A Home Run.

I'll Promise To Go Easier On Drinking And To Get To Bed Earlier, But Not For You, Fifty Thousand Dollars, Or Two-hundred And Fifty Thousand Dollars Will I Give Up Women. They're Too Much Fun.