Parents Don't Understand Kids And

Too Many Bands Practice In Their Garage, Play A Couple Of Shows Locally, And Expect Opportunities To Appear From The Sky. Bands Have To Push, Work, Grind, And Struggle To Make It Happen On Their Own.

Why Do Scuba Divers Fall Backwards Off A Boat? Because If They Fell Forwards They'd Still Be In The Boat.

All The Really Pretty Girls Get Pregnant.

I Hate It When People Try To Act Cool. I Hope They All Get Gonorreah And Die.

I Dated The Same Girl All Through High School.