Parenting Is The Easiest Job

I Think [ann Coulter] Understands That, She's Pavlov's Dog. She Gets The Corn Kernel If She Hits That Drum Once In A While.

Dennis Kucinich's Politics Are More Scrambled Than Rod Steiger's Dream Journal.

So Who's The Big Red Menace Nowadays? Cuba. That's It? I'm Sorry, But It's Hard To Whip Up Any Us Against Them Nationalist Fervor About A Country Whose Principal Export Is Citizens Who Can Swim.

Everybody Is Full Of Crap. The Coin Of The Realm Is Being Full Of Crap. The Best People - Being Full Of Crap Are Our Leaders And Our Superstars.

I'm Extremely Moved By The Loving, Caring Relationship The President Always Seems To Have With His Imaginary Son.