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Political Correctness Is A Bit Like A Granny, A Maiden Aunt Arriving At A Party When Everyone's Having A Good Time. And She Comes In, They All Start Sort Of Buttoning Up And Becoming Self-conscious And Behaving Properly And Then When She Leaves, You Can Have Fun Again.

If Life Were Fair, Dan Quayle Would Be Making A Living Asking 'do You Want Fries With That?'

You Can Lead A Horse To Water But You Can't Make Him Enter Regional Distribution Codes In Data Field 97 To Facilitate Regression Analysis On The Back End.

Come To Me. I Want To Plow You Like A Calgary Driveway At Christmas.

Bureaucrats Shouldn't Be In Charge Of Comedy.