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A Wonderful Thing About True Laughter Is That It Just Destroys Any Kind Of System Of Dividing People.

Who's Ever Going To Write A Film In Which I Get The Girl? Me!

What I've Always Wanted To Do Is Be As Funny As Possible.

That's A Lovely Experience When You Make An Audience Laugh. Then The Nerves Go Away For A Bit. And Sometimes You Do Things Then That You've Never Done Before That Are Really Funny.

I Wish You Wusses Would Stop Whining About Your Unhappiness. I'm Really Fed Up With It. Pour Yourself A Scotch And Pull Yourself Together. Go Out And Shoot Something!