Orthodox, N. An Ox Wearing

Callous, Adj. Gifted With Great Fortitude To Bear The Evils Afflicting Another.

Cynic, N: A Blackguard Whose Faulty Vision Sees Things As They Are, Not As They Ought To Be.

A Lottery Is A Tax On Stupidity.

Scribbler, N. A Professional Writer Whose Views Are Antagonistic To One's Own.

Woman Absent Is Woman Dead.