Originally, With All The Shows,

I Started By Writing, With My Partner Ed Simmons, A Monologue For Danny Thomas, That He Performed At Ciro's Nightclub In Los Angeles.

The People Responsible For The Dollars That Will Buy The Sex And Violence So Many Deplore, Don't Even Know What's Going - Well, Of Course They Know. But They're Comfortably Ensconced In Their Country Clubs And Churches, And Very Far Removed From The Decisions That Are Made On Their Behalf.

Life Is About Having A Good Time.

I Think What's Dangerous Is 24 Hours A Day, 335 Channels, Or Whatever The Hell There Is. Too Much Is Too Much.

I Looked At Enough Of American Idol In The First Weeks, And They're All About Humiliation. I Listen To Rush Limbaugh Because I Find It So Repulsive. There Are People With A Little Less Sophistication Who Watch A Lot Of It, Because We Allow Things To Appeal To Our Baser Instincts. But At The Same Moment, Give Me A Little Choice, And I'll Make A Better Decision, Because I Have That Ability Too. And So Does Everybody Else.