Only Those Who Haven't Got

I Don't Have A Spiritual Bone In My Body; But What I Am, Is Religious.

When Actresses Jump On The Anti-iraq Bandwagon, They Often Combine Down-home Momism With An Ignorance Of Islamist Intent Which Is Truly Awesome.

When I Moved To Brighton From London In 1995, I Was Struck By What I Thought Of As Its Townliness. A Town, It Seemed To Me, Was That Perfect Place To Live, Neither City Nor Country, Both Of Which Like To Think They Are Light Years Apart But Actually Have A Great Deal In Common.

I Don't Really Care What People Tell Children - When You Believe In Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny And The Tooth Fairy, One More Fib Won't Hurt. But I Am Infuriated By The Growing Notion, Posited In Some Touchy-feely Quarters, That All Women Are, Or Can Be, Beautiful.

People - And I Include Myself - Get Fat Because They Choose Pleasure Over Self-denial.