Only Fine Cigars Are Worth

I Received An Obe From The Queen, Which Probably Doesn't Mean Anything In America But Is Quite Nice In England - The Order Of The British Empire For Services To Drama.

If You Eat Junk, You Look Like Junk. People Say, 'it's Not My Fault, It's My Glands.' It's Not; It's Greed!

I'm A Bit Shy, I Suppose, And A Bit Lazy.

Life Is A Predator: You Have To Eat It Before It Eats You.

I Don't Know Why People Are So Obsessed With Age Anyway. I Mean, 90 Is The New 70 70 Is The New 50 And 50 Is The New 40 So The Whole Act-your-age Thing? Only Up To A Point.