Online Dating Is Cool But

The Only Thing I Can Do Is Wipe My Arse, Brush My Teeth, Turn Up And Do The Best Work I Can.

I'm From East Sheen, I Went To Public School Where I Learned Latin At The Age Of Nine, And Certain Expectations Were Made Of Me To Go To St Paul's, Oxbridge Maybe, And All That Kind Of Thing. And I Failed Systematically To Meet The Mark - Who I Am And What I Should Have Been Are Two Very Different Things.

I'm Just Getting Settled As A Responsible Man - But If You Split The Elephant Into Little Mouthfuls It Will Be Fine.

I Spent My Entire Experience With Gary On Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Staring At Him And Not Returning Any Lines Because I Think He's God. The Second Time On The Dark Knight Rises I Was Playing God, So I Ignored Him. Kicked Him A Bit, That Kind Of Thing. Gary Oldman Is One Of My Heroes, I Did Nothing But Glean From Him.

A Lot Of People Say I Seem Masculine, But I Don't Feel It. I Feel Intrinsically Feminine. I'd Love To Be One Of The Boys But I Always Felt A Bit On The Outside. Maybe My Masculine Qualities Come From Overcompensating Because I'm Not One Of The Boys.