Onions Can Make Even Heirs

Necessity Is Our Quickest Excuse.

For The Best Return On Your Money, Pour Your Purse Into Your Head.

To The Haranguers Of The Populace Among The Ancients, Succeed Among The Moderns Your Writers Of Political Pamphlets And News-papers, And Your Coffee-house Talkers.

If You Have A Bald Head Don't Walk Out In The Sun Because You Will Get Burned.

Do Not Let Fancy Outrun Your Means.