One, Two, ... Five!" "three,

John Howard Davies Was Not A Very Human Person ... If You Made A Mistake Of Any Kind, Any Sort Of Pause In Speech, He Would Treat You Rather As If He Was A Schoolmaster.

Tis But A Scratch!" "a Scratch? Your Arm's Off!" "no It Isn't." "then What's That?" "oh Come On, Pansy!

An Argument Is A Connected Series Of Statements Intended To Establish A Definite Proposition... A Contradiction Is Just The Automatic Gainsaying Of Anything The Other Person Says." No, It's Not.

We Are No Longer The Knights Who Say Ni! We Are Now The Knights Who Say Ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Sir Beldevere: What Makes You Think She's A Witch? Peasant 3: Well, She Turned Me Into A Newt! Sir Beldevere: A Newt? Peasant 3: [meekly After A Long Pause] ... I Got Better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn Her Anyway!