One Thing I Learned Is

I Went Whale Watching Once. It Was Very Similar To Watching People On A Boat Become Disappointed.

A Straw Enables You To Drink Without Using Your Wrist. A Straw Is Your Friend - Until You Lose Eye Contact With The Straw. Then It Will Betray You And Make You Look Like An Idiot.

I Don't Have To Kill Myself, Time Is Going To Do That.

I Like To Use 'i Can't Believe It's Not Butter' On My Toast In The Morning, Because Sometimes When I Eat Breakfast, I Like To Be Incredulous. How Was Breakfast? Unbelievable.

I Think Since I Was Kid People Told Me That They Thought I Was Funny.