One Thing A Person Won't

In Episodic Television You'll Have A Good Guy Who's On Every Week And That's His Show! He's The Regular On It, And You're Not Going To Be "gooder" Than He Is; I Mean, He's The Guy Who's Got To Solve Your Problem! So If You're Playing A Good Guy, You Have To Have A Problem, And He's Going To Solve It For You. And The Only Really Strong Dramatic Part Is The Heavy, Because The Meaner And Crueler And Rottener You Are, The Better The Good Guy Looks When He Whips Ya' At The End Because He Always Is Gonna Whip Ya! So, The Best Dramatic Guest Shot Is The Heavy.

You Know It's Very Difficult To Be An Actor, And To Have People Depending On You To Say The Right Line, At The Right Time, And To Not Be Able To Hear Your Cues! I Can't Tell You How Many Times I Would've Had To Have Said What? If I Didn't Have My Hearing Aids. So My Hearing Aids Are A Life Saver, And They Allow Me To Practice My Craft.

I'm A Professional Actor. If I Was A Plumber, I Wouldn't Just Do My Plumbing In Beverly Hills Bathrooms; I'd Like To Install Air Conditioning Units And A Few Other Things.

I Played A Lot Of Leaders, Autocratic Sorts; Perhaps It Was My Canadian Accent.

One Thing A Person Won't Do When He's Laughing Is Try To Beat You Up.