One Shouldn't Talk Of Halters

What Is Bought Is Cheaper Than A Gift.

I Must Speak The Truth, And Nothing But The Truth.

Urgent Necessity Prompts Many To Do Things.

Beware, Gentle Knight - The Greatest Monster Of Them All Is Reason.

Here Lies A Gentleman Bold Who Was So Very Brave He Went To Lengths Untold, And On The Brink Of The Grave Death Had On Him No Hold. By The World He Set Small Store-- He Frightened It To The Core-- Yet Somehow, By Fate's Plan, Though He'd Lived A Crazy Man, When He Died He Was Sane Once More.