One Of The Hardest Things

The Shortest Distance Between Two Jokes Makes A Perfect Speech.

Patience Is Never More Important Than When You Are At The Edge Of Losing It.

Knowledge Is The Best Eraser In The World For Disharmony, Distrust, Despair, And The Endless Physical Deficiencies Of Man.

Knowledge Is Power, Especially When It Is Hitched To A Workhorse.

You're Never Quite Sure How You Feel About A Neighbor Until A 'for Sale' Sign Suddenly Appears In Front Of His House.