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Women Don't Ask To Be Raped, But There Are Some That Are Asking To Be Motorboated

My Dad Was A Bedwetter; I Think His Dad Was A Bedwetter. I Like To Talk About It Because It's Something That I Thought Would Be My Deepest, Darkest Secret My Whole Life, And Then You Become An Adult, And It's Not.

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It's Just Hard To Say, "well, I Do This, Which Means This." If I'm Telling You Exactly Who I Am, Then There's Nothing For The Audience To Say.

I Like Talking About Things That Are Taboo, Because It Makes Them Not Taboo Anymore.