One Of The Big Things

The Four Sweetest Words In The English Language — 'you Wore Me Down.'

This Is One Of My Favorite Pick Up Strategies: I'm Constantly Giving Women My Keys. So Far, None Of Them Have Shown Up. Matter Of Time. And I've Been Robbed Twice.

I Guess After College, I Just Got Really Into Food. I Also Think Going On The Road Doing Stand-up Makes You More Into Food. Because When You Travel Like That, One Of The Things To Do Is Find Really Good Places To Eat.

A Lot Of People My Age Think Stand Up Sucks.

Once You Become A Comedian, You Accept That People Are Just Going To Yell Stuff At You.