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In The Whole History Of The World There Is But One Thing That Money Cannot Buy...to Wit--the Wag Of A Dog's Tail.

The Books Are Balanced In Heaven, Not Here.

Experience Increases Our Wisdom But Doesn't Reduce Our Follies.

Sekts And Creeds Ov Religion, Are Like Pocket Compesses, Good Enuff Tu Pinte Out The Direction, But The Nearer The Pole Yu Git Thewuss Tha Wurk.

You Should Always Live Within Your Income, Even If You Have To Borrow To Do So.