One Night I'd Had Some

They Say Men And Women Can't Be Friends, But That's Not True.

I Really Am Super Lazy And Doing Long Hair, Especially Mine, Is A Big Pain In The Butt. It's Filled With Cowlicks And Kinks And Curls And Frizz - And It Was Taking Too Much Time In The Morning.

I Perpetuate Rumors That I've Dated People That I've Never Actually Dated.

People Always Say A Script Will Be 'brought To Life In A Magical Way,' But For Me That Has Been Proven Wrong Time And Time Again.

One Should Not Google Oneself. My Mother Lets Me Know When I'm Being Followed By Paparazzi.