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I Live In A High Rise With My Family Part Of The Year In New York And I Don't Know Three Quarters Of The People In The Building. We Live In The Same Square-footage And I Wouldn't Know Who They Were.

I Could Sell Used Battery Acid And Make It Fly.

I Am A Spiritualist, A Proud Wearer Of The Spiritualist Badge. Mediums And Psychic Research Have Gone On For Many, Many Years.

I Drive A V10 Ford Excursion And I Have To Tell Folks All The Time: Look I've Got Five Kids And A Dog And Birds. I Would Have To Have Two Lincolns With Two V8s, You See, So It Would Be 16 Cylinders.

Folks Have To Pin Me Down Because, For One Thing, I Don't Have A Laptop. I Don't Have An Iphone, And I Refuse To Carry Them Because They're Immensely Hackable.