One Might As Well Attempt

Few Learn Golf In A Lifetime.

Rhythm Is Best Expressed In Any Swing Directed At A Cigar Stump Or A Dandelion Head.

Kindness In Ourselves Is The Honey That Blunts The Sting Of Unkindness In Another.

Like Life, Golf Can Be Humbling. However, Little Good Comes From Brooding About Mistakes We've Made. The Next Shot, In Golf Or In Life, Is The Big One.

Golf Is 20 Percent Mechanics And Technique. The Other 80 Pecent Is Philosophy, Humor, Tragedy, Romance, Melodrama, Companionship, Camaraderie, Cussedness And Conversation.