One Horse-laugh Is Worth Ten-thousand

No Healthy Man, In His Secret Heart, Is Content With His Destiny. He Is Tortured By Dreams And Images As A Child Is Tortured By The Thought Of A State Of Existence In Which It Would Live In A Candy Store And Have Two Stomachs.

In This World Of Sin And Sorrow There Is Always Something To Be Thankful For; As For Me, I Rejoice That I Am Not A Republican.

Philosophy First Constructs A Scheme Of Happiness And Then Tries To Fit The World To It.

It Is The Dull Man Who Is Always Sure, And The Sure Man Who Is Always Dull.

A Skeptic As To All Ideas, Including Especially My Own, I Have Never Suffered A Pang When The Ideas Of Some Other Imbecile Prevailed.