One Hates An Author That's

The Reading Or Non-reading A Book Will Never Keep Down A Single Petticoat.

The Very Best Of Vineyards Is The Cellar

This Place Is The Devil, Or At Least His Principal Residence, They Call It The University, But Any Other Appellation Would Have Suited It Much Better, For Study Is The Last Pursuit Of The Society; The Master Eats, Drinks, And Sleeps, The Fellows Drink, Dispute And Pun, The Employments Of The Undergraduates You Will Probably Conjecture Without My Description.

I Have Always Believed That All Things Depended Upon Fortune, And Nothing Upon Ourselves.

Sweet Is Revenge-especially To Women.