One Day You're The Leader

Let Me Just Say This: You Know Your Campaign Is Not Going Well When You Open A Press Conference By Saying, 'i Told You There Would Be More Lewd Photos'.

Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid Says He Will Not Seek Re-election. Harry Said He Wants To Spend More Time With His Family. As I Always Say, Check With Your Family.

They're Talking About Putting A Woman On The $20 Bill. And Hillary Said, 'i'm Available.'

I Don't Like Jokes About Sex Or Bodily Functions Or Drug Use Or The Difference Between New York And L.a. I Never Do Any Of That.

The 4th Of July Combines The Two Things Americans Love Most In One Day: Alcohol And Explosives.