One Cat In A House

Genius, Like Truth, Has A Shabby And Neglected Mien.

The Majority Of Persons Choose Their Wives With As Little Prudence As They Eat. They See A Troll With Nothing Else To Recommend Her But A Pair Of Thighs And Choice Hunkers, And So Smart To Void Their Seed That They Marry Her At Once. They Imagine They Can Live In Marvelous Contentment With Handsome Feet And Ambrosial Buttocks. Most Men Are Accredited Fools Shortly After They Leave The Womb.

Nothing In Our Times Has Become So Unattractive As Virtue.

Perhaps Samuel Johnson Was A Great Man; He Was Certainly A Drumbling One.

It Takes A Long Time To Understand Nothing.